Reader’s Note: This story is satirical and was published in a spoof issue.
This article appeared in the April 2, 2004 issue of the Hatchet.
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Spoof Issue: Editorial: Tounge our asses
Officials announce four finalists to replace Colonials moniker
The four finalists to replace Colonials moniker include the Ambassadors, Blue Fog, Revolutionaries and the Sentinels, according to a University release.
ANC approves campus store installations, permanent Vex stop
Commissioners also voted to make the Mount Vernon Express stop by Tompkins Hall permanent and form ANC committees.
Metro to increase service for cherry blossom season
WMATA will expand Metrorail service Monday as the District’s cherry blossom’s eclipse peak bloom.