In an effort to fulfill community service requirements while becoming more politically active in the war effort, the women of the Sexual Drugged-out Tramp sorority made over dirty hippies in the District for anti-war protests Sunday.

Sorority members described the hippies as “dread-locked Deadheads in need of some serious low-rise stretch jeans.”

While some hippies said they loved the feel of their new BCBG outfits, others claimed the sorority girls were using them for their pot.

“My look is very much … well … in protest,” hippie Nopurpose Wasteoflife said. “By, you know, wearing not-typical protest stuff … we are totally, kinda, in protest.”
-Race to the Gold