Dick Driver: GW sex god

Dick Driver is a normal GW student. He puts his pants on one leg at a time, attends classes, socializes with friends and has wet, hot monkey sex on camera. The growing popularity of the electronic media program has made it possible for students and professors alike to combine their love of film with their love of hot, semen-soaked money shots. Driver got his start in the porn industry with the low-budget amateur film, A Man’s Touch, which is available for viewing on IrrationalFilms.com. (Editor’s note: This shizzle’s fo’ real!!!!)
In an interview with The BongHit, Driver bares all in a candid interview and gives his opinion on the GW scene, the industry and his personal inspiration for becoming a world-renowned cock master and porn star.

The BongHit: What was your first vision of GW porn?

Dick Driver: After I saw what a big splash that amateur video made here on campus last year, all I could think was, “wow, they could have gotten such a better money shot.” I knew then that I was the man for the job.

BH: How did you get involved?

DD: EMDA Professor Ronjeremy was truly a guiding light in breaking into the GW porn circle. He is a true pioneer of film, and without him, the concentration in adult film would be completely obsolete here on campus.

BH: You made an amateur film, A Man’s Touch, a few years ago. Have you done any work since then?

DD: I just did a movie for a guy with a mullet and a moustache in which he had me puke on a girl over and over again. Apparently, that stuff sells well overseas. The Japanese love that shit.

BH: How have you gained exposure on campus?

DD: We decided that if we are going to gain exposure, then there is only one solution: crotchless chaps. I have made it my mission to spread my talents and the talents of others around campus. We are taking our skills into our own hands and the hands of others.

BH: What are some of those skills?

DD: I would have to say that my most valuable skill is my stamina. I can film three takes and still be hard for the money shot at the end of the night. I never peak before my time.

BH: Do you have any advice for those who want to break into the business?

DD: All I have to say is, you have to keep yourself open all the time … oh yeah, also, make sure you Scotch-Guard all your leather – that stuff stains.

BH: OK, one last question. How did you know that you wanted to be a porn star? What was your first hint that this may be a career path for you?

DD: I was born to be a pornographer – I was naked and I came out of a woman’s vagina.

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