GW begins ‘shock and awe’ expansion
GW has launched its much- anticipated “shock and awe” campaign to eviscerate historic Foggy Bottom and rid the community of its elderly residents. After giving locals 48 hours to vacate their homes or die, GW President Smokin Jointswithyour Tuitionmoney, in an address yesterday, gave the order to begin the takeover of the historic community Sunday.
GW changes name to Georgetown
In a last ditch attempt to gain applications, GW will rename itself The Georgetown University next fall to trick incoming freshmen into thinking they are going to a better school.
University officials are ordering new signs for all campus buildings and flags for streetlights, a project expected to cost $2 million in marketing materials.