B is for blowjob

In the interest of academic freedom, I should be able to say and do whatever I want in my classroom. If I want to teach constitutional law in my birthday suit, no administrator or feminist windbag is going to stop me. I am protected by due process and the Faculty Code, not to mention an entire culture of lawyers who enjoy fondling a breast as much as I do.

What would higher education be if the old fossils teaching classes could not ogle the coeds who wear those hot tight black pants and pastel tube tops? Learning, like a professor who’s Viagra has worn off, would grind to a halt if the faculty could not demand sex for grades. Sexual harassment is a problem in the real world. This is college! There are no consequences here. Smoke your pot. Drink your beer. And blow me.
-Jim Pantzoff LXIX
law professor

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