1. Which of the following news approaches intrigue you?

A. Hard hitting coverage including the Marvin Center bathroom beat, Ed Meinert drama and gripping impeachment sagasB. Dead airC. Profile of Skip Oil-Of-Olay

2. Which columnists’ work would you most likely read?

A. Basketball coverage with more depth than Dante’s Hell B. Nameless voicesC. A teenybopper and her man

3. What geographical area of circulation affects your life most?

A. The entire GW campus and its surrounding neighborhoodB. From Jamba Juice to Freshen’s C. The School of Media and Public Affairs

4. What type of work impresses you most?

A. Original stories by real-deal reportersB. Reading the original stories of real-deal reportersC. Re-writing the original stories of real-deal reporters

5. If you could be an animal, which one would you be?

A. LionB. BunnyC. Weasel

If most of your answers were A, then pat yourself on the back. You are an astute reader who appreciates the finer things in life, including The GW Crotch-Itch.

If most of your answers were B, then you are too lazy to get off your ass and read. But you don’t mind getting your facts from WRGW while waiting in line for a pretzel.

If most of your answers were C, then you have no taste. Immediately sign up for The GW Journal. We hear they have free food.