You thought you exactly knew what the alphabet soup of acronyms at GW meant. You thought wrong. Here are the real words behind the letters.
SJT Still Jackin’ Tuition
JEC Jointly Evading Competence
IFC Intoxicated Frat Creeps
CLLC Center for Lackeys, Laziness and Clods
ANC Association of Ninnies and Cheats
SA Simply Asinine
PB Piss-poor Budgeting
GW VP Getting Wages; Vapid Performances
MVC Many Varieties of Chicks
Source: Joe M. Amma
This article appeared in the April 1, 1999 issue of the Hatchet.