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The GW Hatchet

AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING THE GW COMMUNITY SINCE 1904

The GW Hatchet

Serving the GW Community since 1904

The GW Hatchet

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Horoscopes

ARIES (March 22-April 21)You have been wanting to ask that girl/guy out in your lit class for months. This weekend you don’t have to think about it anymore. S/he has been feeling the same way and will ask you to out this weekend. Who said nice guys always finish last?

TAURUS (April 22- May 21)All of your hard studying paid off. You got an “A” on all of your midterms and discovered you have been offered another scholarship because you are so darn smart. Your parents are really proud.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)Last week when your friends were giving you a hard time, it was only because they were jealous. You met a really nice guy/girl and now things are really going somewhere. Stick with the guy/girl, and your friends will come around.

CANCER (June 22-July 21)Your co-workers realized what a valuable asset you are to the workplace. When you make comments, they notice. You may even be getting a raise soon.

LEO (July 22-Aug. 21)Last weekend was full of surprises, and this week is more of the same. Things are going so well for you. Don’t stop to question things. Just smile and go with them.

VIRGO (Aug. 22-Sept. 21)You have been really concerned about where you are going to work this summer. That company that has been giving you the run around will come through and offer you a nice sum of money.

LIBRA (Sept. 22-Oct. 21)You made too many commitments and couldn’t hold down your job. Now you’re financially strapped. Don’t worry, your parents understand. Definitely check the mail this week.

SCORPIO (Oct. 22-Nov. 21)There is only one word to describe this week for you – amazing. If you go out with your friends Wednesday, you’ll meet the guy/girl of your dreams. Not doing your homework will be worth it.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)It’s time you treat yourself to something. Go buy yourself something. With your wonderful luck, you might end up being the one-millionth customer and receiving a free shopping spree and no one deserves that as much as you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 21)You deserve a vacation. Take the weekend off and go somewhere. You have been working so hard lately you don’t even need to feel guilty. Just pack up and go.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 22-Feb. 21)You’ve been really confused for a while. This week you’ll figure everything out. Don’t worry about it anymore. Your intelligence and general concern for others will lead you down the path of righteousness.

PISCES (Feb. 22-March 21)You don’t realize how much people admire you. When someone pays you a compliment, take them seriously. They aren’t just trying to get something from you. They genuinely idolize you.

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