April Fool's Issue: Coach boots self from team
Head men's basketball coach Carl Chobbs has kicked himself off the team for violating an unspecified team rule, The Pussy has learned.
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April Fool's Issue: Shitty Cop-out-for-an-arena gets new shit
The GW Apathetic Department announced yesterday it has received an additional $20 million for renovations to 32-year-old Shitty Cop-out-for-an-arena. The additional funds will come from Long Island based GW Rich Daddies, LLC.
