April Fool's Issue: Pedestal: Fingers Everywhere
Every month the voice of the newspaper, The Pussy's board, takes the time to enlighten the GW community at their level - one-sentence, idiot-proof synopses of campus issues.
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April Fool's Issue: Penis. Vagina. Same shit to me.
Full index I don't know about you, but I really dig cock and punanie equal. Naw mean? It's not like I'm bi, I just can't handle the difference.
April Fool's Issue: Application Essay: GW is the best. College. Ever.
It really is with great pleasure that I am able to apply to this prestigious, 52nd-ranked university.
