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April Fool's Issue: GW Expat: Wandering in Wal-Mart

I expected my high to last well into the middle of next week-when Daddy puts his Wednesday deposit into my bank account-until I realized that I left my absolute-most-favorite GHD hair iron in the hotel in Spain.

April Fool's Issue: Weekly Checkup: Fungus

by New Hatchet Writer
Unaffiliated with The Hatchet because he/she may put swastikas on his/her door

If you love how clean your clothes feel after a nice laundry session-and you enjoy not being sick-then DON'T WASH THEM ON CAMPUS.

April Fool's Issue: Napp's Facebook Profile

April Fool's Issue: Under the covers: Navigating GW's sex scene...or lack thereof

I should have known something was wrong when Samson stopped in the middle of introducing himself to refer to Neil Strauss's book, "The Game."

April Fool's Issue: Gawker finds Gelman Lover

by Brittany Levine
On Hatchet Sabbatical

Sophomore Marco Polo thought he was only waking up to the dull roar of janitor's vacuums during the month that he slept in the Gelman Library. Little did he know that the People Watching Association was also breathing softly in the background.