Amid jeers, Rove speaks to YAF
Republican strategist Karl Rove was unfazed by two separate interruptions as he spoke about the 2008 election in front of a sold-out crowd Friday.
Monday, March 31, 2008
April Fool’s Issue: Trach is “Client No. 8″
FBI documents obtained by The Hatchet revealed the prostitution ring which brought down the governor of New York also brought down former University President Stella Joke Trachtenomorejob.
For seniors, the run is done
GREENSBORO, N.C. - Sitting in front of media, senior Kim Beck got choked up when trying to sum up her four years as a Colonial.
April Fool’s Issue: Coach boots self from team
Head men's basketball coach Carl Chobbs has kicked himself off the team for violating an unspecified team rule, The Pussy has learned.
Nats finally find a home
It took 22 months, 450 truckloads of dirt per day, 25 miles of pilling and 3,500 pieces of steel. The nomadic Washington Nationals finally have a place to call home.
Trachtenberg speaks to Hillel international conference
Former University President Stephen Joel Trachtenberg spoke fondly of his experiences with Hillel during an address he gave at the organization's national summit.
April Fool’s Issue: University president to live in Thurston Hall
University President Take-a Napp abruptly decided to move into a quad in Thurston Hall last week, citing an interest to "have a normal first-year experience."
Law students turn to Jamaica
With widespread corruption in Jamaica's police force a major concern for international advocacy groups, GW Law School students recently published a report detailing the police force's crimes.
RHA and GreenGW work to conserve energy
GreenGW and the Residence Hall Association organized a contest this month to encourage students to conserve energy, but only a small amount of students are competing.
Lacrosse falls to Massachusetts in overtime
After a hard-fought battle that spilled into overtime, the GW lacrosse team was unable to hold off Massachusetts, and fell in its second Atlantic-10 game, 8-9.
April Fool’s Issue: James to replace Hulian Bond
It was a mistake. The University will actually bring someone people care about to Commencement. British spy James Bond will speak at the University-wide ceremony.
April Fool’s Issue: Club BLAH Thursdays
It is 10 p.m. on Thursday night and a scantily clad, overweight but still relatively pretty, down to fuck female student is heading to the top floor of the M. Heck Center to begin her night at Club BLAH.
April Fool’s Issue: Penis. Vagina. Same shit to me.
Full index I don't know about you, but I really dig cock and punanie equal. Naw mean? It's not like I'm bi, I just can't handle the difference.
April Fool’s Issue: Application Essay: GW is the best. College. Ever.
It really is with great pleasure that I am able to apply to this prestigious, 52nd-ranked university.
April Fool’s Issue: Court overturns gun ban, UPD armed and dangerous
In the wake of the Supreme Court's recent decision to overturn D.C.'s handgun ban, the Undersized Penis Department has armed all of its officers to the teeth.
April Fool’s Issue: GW Expat: Wandering in Wal-Mart
I expected my high to last well into the middle of next week-when Daddy puts his Wednesday deposit into my bank account-until I realized that I left my absolute-most-favorite GHD hair iron in the hotel in Spain.
April Fool’s Issue: Weekly Checkup: Fungus
If you love how clean your clothes feel after a nice laundry session-and you enjoy not being sick-then DON'T WASH THEM ON CAMPUS.
April Fool’s Issue: Shitty Cop-out-for-an-arena gets new shit
The GW Apathetic Department announced yesterday it has received an additional $20 million for renovations to 32-year-old Shitty Cop-out-for-an-arena. The additional funds will come from Long Island based GW Rich Daddies, LLC.
April Fool’s Issue: Under the covers: Navigating GW’s sex scene…or lack thereof
I should have known something was wrong when Samson stopped in the middle of introducing himself to refer to Neil Strauss's book, "The Game."
April Fool’s Issue: Gawker finds Gelman Lover
Sophomore Marco Polo thought he was only waking up to the dull roar of janitor's vacuums during the month that he slept in the Gelman Library. Little did he know that the People Watching Association was also breathing softly in the background.
April Fool’s Issue: Pedestal: Fingers Everywhere
Every month the voice of the newspaper, The Pussy's board, takes the time to enlighten the GW community at their level - one-sentence, idiot-proof synopses of campus issues.
April Fool’s Issue: GW Boxer Brief: Democratic presidential candidates to compete in ultimate fighting match
Deciding to forgo the traditional debate forum, the University held an ultimate fighting competition between Democratic presidential contenders Billary Hinton and Harach Tomorrow Friday night.
April Fool’s Issue: SA Note: SA president-elect’s mustache to assume EVP position
Slapyour Ass Executive Vice President-elect Metroman Troyer stepped down from his position as EVP and on Tuesday, President-elect Vajay Jay will appoint his mustache to replace Troyer.
