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Stories from the April 2, 2007, Print Edition

April Fool’s Issue: GW Blind Date: A huge shitshow

Rebecca We went to this Asian restaurant in Dupont called Sum Yung Poon Eatery. He was 40 minutes late. When he finally came in, we ordered. I ate some horse's meat and he had monkey brains. The food was really good; mine had some creamy sauce on it that was a little salty, maybe bitter, but overall tasty.

April Fool’s Issue: Straight at GW: a nonexistent culture?

by N.J. Boobey

The sight of two boys kissing at GW isn't a rare scene. GW's campus is full of two males walking hand in hand or making out goodbye. It's the sight of a boy and a girl kissing on campus that you might actually have to search for. GW has a large gay population - everyone knows that - but what does that say about the straight guys? Nothing, there aren't any here.

April Fool’s Issue: Wanna fuck?

Nearing the commencement of his fourth year in college, Adam has learned quite a few things about sex. Adam, The Hatchet's anonymous sex columnist, will share his observations and (sometimes dirty) thoughts about sex at GW with the population that fuels his fire.