If you have $5: Save your cash and pull out your Spandex. Spend the morning of Saturday, April 25 at the Aerobics Dance Party, busting a move on the streets of Dupont Circle. Rise and shine – the deed goes down at 7 a.m.

If you have $10: Prove your robust masculinity – with wings. Lots of wings. Hit the Rock and Roll Hotel Thursday, April 23 at 7:30 p.m. for the chance to be named King of Wings in a most epic eating contest. PBRs for $2 between 9 and 11 p.m. Tickets are $10.

If you have $20: Catch District-bred alt-rock outfit The Presidents of the United States of America, taking the stage at the 9:30 Club on Sunday, April 26 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $20.