2. New York Jets - Vinny and the Jets are flying out of this world these days. It's a better team with Tom Tupa just handling the punting responsibilities.
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Keyshawn had better keep his mouth shut this week. The Bucs gave up 15 points in the final quarter to the Jets.
4. Baltimore Ravens - Ravens are good and Cincy is terrible. Art Modell faces Cleveland next weekend. Probably not going to get a round of applause. That's just a hunch.
5. Jacksonville Jaguars - It's Mark Brunell and Jimmy Smith .
6. Indianapolis Colts - .vs. Peyton Manning and Marvin Harrison tonight. Can't wait to see Eric Dickerson roaming the sidelines.
7. New York Giants -
8. Tennessee Titans - McNair better stay healthy because when he is, the Titans are mighty. Carl Pickens was huge against the Steelers.
9. Minnesota Vikings - Undefeated and ready for Detroit next week. And to think the Vikings now control their own destiny in the Central.
10. Buffalo Bills - Scott Norwood was practice kicking for the Bills during the off-week. Just kidding.
11. Oakland Raiders - The Silver and Black were on the attack against Cleveland. Tyrone certainly ate his Wheatley's this week.
12. Miami Dolphins - They only scored 10 points at home against a weak New England team, but a win's a win. And that's all it takes in this league.
13. Detroit Lions - Hear the Lions roar. It's going to be a battle with the Vikings next weekend.
14. Kansas City Chiefs - Good victory for the Chiefs over Denver. Elvis is proving he's still alive.
15. Denver Broncos - Different team without Brian Griese. Broncos can't win when Terrell Davis only touches the ball six times.
16. Green Bay Packers - Favre is starting to feel it and we all know what happens when the Pack gets going.
17. Atlanta Falcons - Falcons aren't that bad a team, but they're no where near St. Louis. Good match-up in Philly next Sunday.
18. Philadelphia Eagles - Philly showed they actually can pass and catch. Brian Mitchell should have had two punt-return touchdowns, but an Eagles penalty denied him of that. What else is new?
19. Washington Redskins -
20. Carolina Panthers - Panthers had a bye week with Dallas coming up. This team is still up in the air.
21. Seattle Seahawks - Seahawks on a little winning streak. Still recovering, however, from the loss of Steve Largent to the House of Representatives. Ah, politics.
22. San Francisco 49ers - Terrell Owens and the `Niners stomped all over Dallas. And how about Charlie Garner.
23. New Orleans Saints - New Orleans lost to Philly at home. More like the New Orleans `Aints after this week.
24. Cleveland Browns - Welcome back to reality, Cleveland. Playoff tickets put on hold after their debacle in Oakland.
25. Arizona Cardinals - Nothing like scoring three points at home after a bye week.
26. Dallas Cowboys - The dynasty is ending faster than Erik Williams can chop block.
27. New England Patriots - The good news is that they're probably the best winless team in football. Where's Tony Eason?
28. San Diego Chargers - Haven't seen much from the Chargers this season. Neither have their opponents.
29. Chicago Bears - Where's Mike Singletary? Bears aren't going anywhere.
30. Pittsburgh Steelers - They played good enough to win, but the bad teams find a way to lose. Steelers once again should be very thankful that the Bengals are in their division.
31. Cincinnati Bengals - This team is awful. Had the Ravens connected on all of their red-zone opportunities, a slaughter rule would have gone into effect. Forget the Ickey Shuffle. It's over.

